Woke up this morning at about 9:20 after a few snoozes. Physics at ten. Sigh. Physics. Thursday. In a classroom on the 2nd floor today, unlike on other days where its in the lab on the ground floor. Was thinking about that one Thursday I overslept. Got an sms from Shum that woke me up. My phone was on 'loud' so the beep is very loud. Got up showered and rushed. Arrived at about 9 o' clock. One hour late. Sms arrived at 8.30. Now it was about 9.30 and I was having a leisurely shower, getting ready for a 10 o' clock physics class. But when I was late that day, it was Thursday, and I was an hour late arriving at 9. Wait a second. Physics starts at 8 o' clock on Thursdays. Not 10.
Son of a Bitch.
Went to Pudu to get a bus ticket. No more buses up north coz of Raya Haji. Not a signle fuckin seat available. Earliest bus to butterworth would be tomorrow at 2.30 in the afternoon. My parents were expecting me and I was really looking forward to going home. Called KTM. Press 1, press 2 press 3 press dunno what, wait for 7 months then someone gets on the line. ALL trains were fully booked. Called MAS.Press 1, then 1 again, wait for 14 moths, no one picks up. Some one picks up on the third try. Fully booked. Even first class.
Son of a Bitch.
Bag was so fully packed and a failed to zip it up very well so from the tension, the zip opened up. It was like that for at least 10 minutes before someone mentioned it to me. I wasn't sure if I was on the right way down to the LRT station so I aked this girl. Giggle giglle giggle never answer. Fuckin bitch. Walked over and asked a couple. They confirmed that I was correct, and notified me about my open bag. Whats wrong with that bitch ah? Can't talk to a guy just coz you're wearing a tudung? If that tudung does anything, it apparently makes you really stupid coz she's the only person ever to be so giggly and dumbstruck when asked a simple question. If don't know, say don't know lah. Bangang. Kayu. Hope they slaughter her tomorrow. Her and her almost equally if not equally dumb friend. Well, an embarassing open bag, tons of sweat, a dumb idiotic bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Having a stomach ache now for no apparent reason. Maybe the shandy. And I'm meeting Naga in a few minutes for dinner.
Son of a Bitch.
Hundreds of thousands of cows, goats, lambs, sheep and camels gonna get slaughtered tomorrow.
Son of a Bitch
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Equilibrium
Hah guest=Laveen lol. The wonders of a little poke to the ego xD
Ok here's a video the link of which was given to me by my cousin Lakshmi via msn. For this, I will be forever indebted to her. I was rather busy but she managed to coax me into watchin it. I have no regrets watching it. I watched parts 1 and 2 after watching part 3 so thats how you've gotta have it. It surpasses by far any local comedy - Monti&Logi (not even funny), and Comedy Courtl.
But its Singaporean, so can understand lah. Phua Chu Kang used to be great. Then it got a little bad with the addition of those two workers. Then when they got Malaysian talent into it, the show plummeted to unprecedented lows. I like Harith Iskandar and Afdlin Shauki but they simply dont fit into PCK.
Anyway, some of you may know that while I have nothing against gays, I simply cant stand softies. Well, this video has sorta changed my perspective on softies. Still don't quite like them, but I don't think I'd ever speak of them as harshly as I once did. If you like what you watched, do watch Parts 1 and 2, and some other videos of him. And theres also a full length interview with him about his life and how he ended up going soft and doing stand up comedy.
Ladies and Gentelemtn,
WALKABRELLA is on the 6th of december. Its a charity event. You don't need to know details lah but plz do buy tickets and come for the event. I am in posession of two tickets. One ticket is yours for free if you can DEFINITELY show up. I cancelled my LIMA plans in Langkawi for this so you have no excuse. One Ting? Mau mari? lol
SURAJ. Damn I just realized I don't know his full name! But heres someone intersting. I think I'm closest to him now from the March intake students. I was always quite indifferent towards them but now, hey hey hey. Guess what? Suraj... haha He studied in PENANG FREE SCHOOL!!!!! for one year. He was in PINHORN!!!!!!!! and used to live in Penang. Now, when you meet an Old Free, its not like just meeting any other person... lol and he likes the school, so the more I like him lol Its just so so so good to meet someone associated with Free School right here :D :D :D I mean... what are the odds? Meng Jiang is coming down next year but to Taylors. No one coming to KDU. The only person from Penang I know here is Yi Lyn whom I met in a competition. Which reminds me. Sasha Yeoh Yi Pin. Thats someone I muz meet. She's and a friend of hers, Dipta sort of set up a public speaking club. Now how awesome is that? And Sasha lol. Chinese girl but Sasha is so Russian haha. Dipta Dipta lol Queen evil who embarrassed me in our cafeteria! Nice girl.
Speaking of canteens, in the KDU Penang campus, fish and chips are sold for about 7 or 8 bucks but after 1 or 2 in the afternoon, they pack it up in small boxes and sell it for 5 bucks!!!! How unfair -_- KDU food is so expensive. Nasi goreng pattaya for 4.80? I can get it for 3.50 in Penang. Ah I'm returning this thursday, and if possible shall be meeting up with our former Indonesian maid who's now holidaying here in Malaysia. She visited us not too long ago. How nice.
Ahh boring post. But let it not be meaningless.
Here's a video you ought to watch. Poor animals.
I believe very strongly in the Power of Prayer. So should you.
Watch this video too. WATCH IT! :
Raya Haji in two days. No I don't hate muslims. But I do feel great pity for the animls. As you laugh, share a light moment, they screem and suffer. Please have the heart to spare a moment for a little thought and prayer.
Ok here's a video the link of which was given to me by my cousin Lakshmi via msn. For this, I will be forever indebted to her. I was rather busy but she managed to coax me into watchin it. I have no regrets watching it. I watched parts 1 and 2 after watching part 3 so thats how you've gotta have it. It surpasses by far any local comedy - Monti&Logi (not even funny), and Comedy Courtl.
But its Singaporean, so can understand lah. Phua Chu Kang used to be great. Then it got a little bad with the addition of those two workers. Then when they got Malaysian talent into it, the show plummeted to unprecedented lows. I like Harith Iskandar and Afdlin Shauki but they simply dont fit into PCK.
Anyway, some of you may know that while I have nothing against gays, I simply cant stand softies. Well, this video has sorta changed my perspective on softies. Still don't quite like them, but I don't think I'd ever speak of them as harshly as I once did. If you like what you watched, do watch Parts 1 and 2, and some other videos of him. And theres also a full length interview with him about his life and how he ended up going soft and doing stand up comedy.
Ladies and Gentelemtn,
WALKABRELLA is on the 6th of december. Its a charity event. You don't need to know details lah but plz do buy tickets and come for the event. I am in posession of two tickets. One ticket is yours for free if you can DEFINITELY show up. I cancelled my LIMA plans in Langkawi for this so you have no excuse. One Ting? Mau mari? lol
SURAJ. Damn I just realized I don't know his full name! But heres someone intersting. I think I'm closest to him now from the March intake students. I was always quite indifferent towards them but now, hey hey hey. Guess what? Suraj... haha He studied in PENANG FREE SCHOOL!!!!! for one year. He was in PINHORN!!!!!!!! and used to live in Penang. Now, when you meet an Old Free, its not like just meeting any other person... lol and he likes the school, so the more I like him lol Its just so so so good to meet someone associated with Free School right here :D :D :D I mean... what are the odds? Meng Jiang is coming down next year but to Taylors. No one coming to KDU. The only person from Penang I know here is Yi Lyn whom I met in a competition. Which reminds me. Sasha Yeoh Yi Pin. Thats someone I muz meet. She's and a friend of hers, Dipta sort of set up a public speaking club. Now how awesome is that? And Sasha lol. Chinese girl but Sasha is so Russian haha. Dipta Dipta lol Queen evil who embarrassed me in our cafeteria! Nice girl.
Speaking of canteens, in the KDU Penang campus, fish and chips are sold for about 7 or 8 bucks but after 1 or 2 in the afternoon, they pack it up in small boxes and sell it for 5 bucks!!!! How unfair -_- KDU food is so expensive. Nasi goreng pattaya for 4.80? I can get it for 3.50 in Penang. Ah I'm returning this thursday, and if possible shall be meeting up with our former Indonesian maid who's now holidaying here in Malaysia. She visited us not too long ago. How nice.
Ahh boring post. But let it not be meaningless.
Here's a video you ought to watch. Poor animals.
I believe very strongly in the Power of Prayer. So should you.
Watch this video too. WATCH IT! :
Raya Haji in two days. No I don't hate muslims. But I do feel great pity for the animls. As you laugh, share a light moment, they screem and suffer. Please have the heart to spare a moment for a little thought and prayer.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
A Scottish Morning
Somehow this morning seemed rather Scottish to me. A slightly chilly, cloudy but not gloomy, Scottish morning with a very light and lovely drizzle. Quite beautiful really.
Watched 2012 with my A-Level friends on Friday. A good movie. However my favourite parts have absolutely nothing to do with the superb visual effects or cataclysmic suppositions. The two favourite parts is when they try to start the Bentley in the plane, and when the Antanov An-225 is first introduced in the movie. "Its Russian". Marvelous injection of relevant humour amid all the chaos. Great plane. Its the second largest plane ever built after the Spruce Goose built by Howard Hughes, featured in the 2004 movie, The Aviator (the Airbus A-380 is the next largest plane ever built after the An-225). Overall it is a good movie I would say. The visual and special effects are great. But somehow I feel that while this movie tries very hard to reach for a certain greatness, it sorta fails there. It documents very vividly and visually the idea of a global cataclysm but somehow somehow falls short of actually gripping the audience in total terror or awe, or anything. It somehow lacks the magnitude and the subtle waves of emotion that envelop an audience in all time greats like Lord of the Rings and Titanic. While being a good movie, come to think of it, its quite pornographic in nature. Good visuals, you got the action, but its all just happening right there. You come, you watch, you go. I know I'm not saying it very well here.... Its like eating a plate of fine food on a plastic plate squatting by a drain. Yeah it's good, tasty, perhaps even reasonably nutritious food, but it stops right there. Its good for what it is - food. There lacks where necessary or needed, the plate, saucer and cutlery of the correct material (silver, stainless steel, a mixture with glass or even wood), colour, weight, length, build/shape, with fitting table cloth, etc. Right. I'm digressing a lot now. Its not a very thought provoking movie. It did capture a father's love and his willingness to sacrifice quite nicely as well I think. My favourite character would be the Russian billionaire. His character is so well sculpted. Huge, fat, stocky, very manly, loud. Somehow we're made to dislike him, then like him, then dislike him, but at no time loathe or hate him so that we do feel sorry for him at his demise. Brilliant really. Really good. Well movies have much much more complex characters, developed much much more, his wasn't too complicated to appreciate. Its like this - we, the average Joe's, can truly appreciate and enjoy some brief tunes, for example the brilliant, beautiful, iconic guitar beginning of O Sweet Child O' Mine, but can't realistically comprehend and appreciate the intricate complexity of, lets say, Schumann's Piano Concerto No.1 or for that matter, Rachmaninoff. But its a good movie. But I think more key people should have died. The main character lives after what seems like at least 3 minutes under water -__- Featuring the two children prominently in the end, standing in the front, the adults, behind, was a good thing. I somehow like this movie quite a bit for what it did. But that's all lah. Its not really a thought provoking movie that plunges you into self inquiry. Its not a movie that takes you an emotional journey. You get attached to none of the characters at all. Oh the black President was funny lol. Can't wait to watch the movie mistakes that should be up on YouTube lol.
As for TODAY, I watched A Christmas Carol with Naga. Now this was one brilliant movie. Its a little slow moving in the beginning, but when it started to pick up the pace, I loved every minute of it. The cinematography was an especially good treat. Great movie. It was everything I expected it to be. It certainly had a much greater emotional dimension to it than 2012, a better, easier to follow storyline, not that 2012 had a complex storyline at all, but its more linear in this movie. Instead of rotating around a family and a Christmas tree, this movie takes you on a journey of enquiry. What makes Christmas, Christmas. What and why the emotion associated with it. It surely made me think a lot about my own self. I think this movie comes at a very right time, making us think and reevaluate our thinking systems. We now live in a world that has embraced logical analysis to too great an extent. We're not computers. Logic boils down to a binary system of 1's and 0's. Is that all it takes for us to comprehend? We're human beings. Our minds can grasp more abstract and intangible ideas that inspire and provoke feelings and a mixture of emotions that cannot be fully mapped out by neuroscience.
For example, the belief that the death of someone poor is a good thing. A poor person is a burden to the economy and to society, and so his death brings about more good than bad. (If you can't think or see why poor people are a burden to the economy and society, feel free to get a nail gun out and shoot yourself in both eyes). The cosequence of the penniless individual's death is logically, good. Whats wrong with that? We might consider the emotional aspect of death, but there is not much room, if any at all, for emotions in logical consideration. We might feel sad for the person's death, but from a utilitarian standpoint, considering the lessened burden brought about by the poor bastard's death to the greater population, it would be selfish to feel sad for the death at all. If you realize that the death brought about more good than bad, and yet feel sad, then, logically, you're either mentally weak or plain stupid.
Another example. Real life. A 9 year old girl in Russia was killed by racist skinheads from the People's National Party, simply because she's not a pure blood, white Russian. The ideology of this party, is ultimately have a pure white race, both locally, i.e. in Russia, and eventually, globally. They kill Chinese and other foreign workers, feeling that jobs in Moscow are being lost to foreigners at the cost of local Muscovites. While such a killing would generally spark public outrage, members of the People's National Party condone the killing. The very brief, but totally logical and so, logically acceptable analysis of a party member was that : If the girl was not killed, she will grow up and still not be a pure blood white Russian. It would be no different when it happens to it in the future. Do you wait for a rat to grow up before you kill it? If its a rat you kill it. Well, logical, and based on those set of beliefs, yeah the killing of that 9 year old girl was 'right'.
Ok ok back to the movie. This movie explored the subtle inner, intangible, less than or perhaps more than logical motivations that make us do or don't do what we do or don't do, that makes feel how we feel or how we don't feel. It draws to agree with it not by logical reasoning, but by taking us on a magical journey to realms of our hearts and minds we may not often venture deeply enough into, and through the journey, slowly, gently, floats us to a realm of higher perspective and greater understanding - a plane of being above that of the logical. How true the movie stays to the Dickens's classic is arguable, but one thing is for sure is that this movie experience with no doubt reflects the deep but unique, untiringly spectacular mind of Charles Dickens.
Another interesting thing about the movie is the English language in it. Not the usual common, corrupted English we all speak, but sentences constructed with the correct words, communicating the exact meaning that was intended. Perhaps I should have said this befor saying what I just did, but the English is rather antiquated. Not old, Shakespearen English, but the English I think that was used during the time of Dickens. It sort of showcased the beauty in/of English, something that can't quite be appreciated nowadays. All in all, very good movie :)
Just in case you were wondering, this isn't really meant as a movie riview, but Mior asked me to review movies like two years ago lol. In 2007. Looking forward to holidays :D :D :D
Navnith, Keshav & Co.
Seong Peng, Alex, Joshua & frens :)
Penang, here I cum.
Oh yeah I got a few issues with Mr.Raj too... Calls me Penang Hill boy. WTF? He barely knows me and tries to get friendly so fast ah? Thinks abandoning dogs in the forrests of a hill is funny? And called me Penang Hill boy after I told him that I lived at the foot of Pearl Hill and not Penang hill. He's an ok guy lah.... I really think thats because I haven't had the misfortune most of my group members have had in meeting him as often as they did.
Gleeeee gleeee! Matthew is comming. Shall end here now. Tataz.
Watched 2012 with my A-Level friends on Friday. A good movie. However my favourite parts have absolutely nothing to do with the superb visual effects or cataclysmic suppositions. The two favourite parts is when they try to start the Bentley in the plane, and when the Antanov An-225 is first introduced in the movie. "Its Russian". Marvelous injection of relevant humour amid all the chaos. Great plane. Its the second largest plane ever built after the Spruce Goose built by Howard Hughes, featured in the 2004 movie, The Aviator (the Airbus A-380 is the next largest plane ever built after the An-225). Overall it is a good movie I would say. The visual and special effects are great. But somehow I feel that while this movie tries very hard to reach for a certain greatness, it sorta fails there. It documents very vividly and visually the idea of a global cataclysm but somehow somehow falls short of actually gripping the audience in total terror or awe, or anything. It somehow lacks the magnitude and the subtle waves of emotion that envelop an audience in all time greats like Lord of the Rings and Titanic. While being a good movie, come to think of it, its quite pornographic in nature. Good visuals, you got the action, but its all just happening right there. You come, you watch, you go. I know I'm not saying it very well here.... Its like eating a plate of fine food on a plastic plate squatting by a drain. Yeah it's good, tasty, perhaps even reasonably nutritious food, but it stops right there. Its good for what it is - food. There lacks where necessary or needed, the plate, saucer and cutlery of the correct material (silver, stainless steel, a mixture with glass or even wood), colour, weight, length, build/shape, with fitting table cloth, etc. Right. I'm digressing a lot now. Its not a very thought provoking movie. It did capture a father's love and his willingness to sacrifice quite nicely as well I think. My favourite character would be the Russian billionaire. His character is so well sculpted. Huge, fat, stocky, very manly, loud. Somehow we're made to dislike him, then like him, then dislike him, but at no time loathe or hate him so that we do feel sorry for him at his demise. Brilliant really. Really good. Well movies have much much more complex characters, developed much much more, his wasn't too complicated to appreciate. Its like this - we, the average Joe's, can truly appreciate and enjoy some brief tunes, for example the brilliant, beautiful, iconic guitar beginning of O Sweet Child O' Mine, but can't realistically comprehend and appreciate the intricate complexity of, lets say, Schumann's Piano Concerto No.1 or for that matter, Rachmaninoff. But its a good movie. But I think more key people should have died. The main character lives after what seems like at least 3 minutes under water -__- Featuring the two children prominently in the end, standing in the front, the adults, behind, was a good thing. I somehow like this movie quite a bit for what it did. But that's all lah. Its not really a thought provoking movie that plunges you into self inquiry. Its not a movie that takes you an emotional journey. You get attached to none of the characters at all. Oh the black President was funny lol. Can't wait to watch the movie mistakes that should be up on YouTube lol.
As for TODAY, I watched A Christmas Carol with Naga. Now this was one brilliant movie. Its a little slow moving in the beginning, but when it started to pick up the pace, I loved every minute of it. The cinematography was an especially good treat. Great movie. It was everything I expected it to be. It certainly had a much greater emotional dimension to it than 2012, a better, easier to follow storyline, not that 2012 had a complex storyline at all, but its more linear in this movie. Instead of rotating around a family and a Christmas tree, this movie takes you on a journey of enquiry. What makes Christmas, Christmas. What and why the emotion associated with it. It surely made me think a lot about my own self. I think this movie comes at a very right time, making us think and reevaluate our thinking systems. We now live in a world that has embraced logical analysis to too great an extent. We're not computers. Logic boils down to a binary system of 1's and 0's. Is that all it takes for us to comprehend? We're human beings. Our minds can grasp more abstract and intangible ideas that inspire and provoke feelings and a mixture of emotions that cannot be fully mapped out by neuroscience.
For example, the belief that the death of someone poor is a good thing. A poor person is a burden to the economy and to society, and so his death brings about more good than bad. (If you can't think or see why poor people are a burden to the economy and society, feel free to get a nail gun out and shoot yourself in both eyes). The cosequence of the penniless individual's death is logically, good. Whats wrong with that? We might consider the emotional aspect of death, but there is not much room, if any at all, for emotions in logical consideration. We might feel sad for the person's death, but from a utilitarian standpoint, considering the lessened burden brought about by the poor bastard's death to the greater population, it would be selfish to feel sad for the death at all. If you realize that the death brought about more good than bad, and yet feel sad, then, logically, you're either mentally weak or plain stupid.
Another example. Real life. A 9 year old girl in Russia was killed by racist skinheads from the People's National Party, simply because she's not a pure blood, white Russian. The ideology of this party, is ultimately have a pure white race, both locally, i.e. in Russia, and eventually, globally. They kill Chinese and other foreign workers, feeling that jobs in Moscow are being lost to foreigners at the cost of local Muscovites. While such a killing would generally spark public outrage, members of the People's National Party condone the killing. The very brief, but totally logical and so, logically acceptable analysis of a party member was that : If the girl was not killed, she will grow up and still not be a pure blood white Russian. It would be no different when it happens to it in the future. Do you wait for a rat to grow up before you kill it? If its a rat you kill it. Well, logical, and based on those set of beliefs, yeah the killing of that 9 year old girl was 'right'.
Ok ok back to the movie. This movie explored the subtle inner, intangible, less than or perhaps more than logical motivations that make us do or don't do what we do or don't do, that makes feel how we feel or how we don't feel. It draws to agree with it not by logical reasoning, but by taking us on a magical journey to realms of our hearts and minds we may not often venture deeply enough into, and through the journey, slowly, gently, floats us to a realm of higher perspective and greater understanding - a plane of being above that of the logical. How true the movie stays to the Dickens's classic is arguable, but one thing is for sure is that this movie experience with no doubt reflects the deep but unique, untiringly spectacular mind of Charles Dickens.
Another interesting thing about the movie is the English language in it. Not the usual common, corrupted English we all speak, but sentences constructed with the correct words, communicating the exact meaning that was intended. Perhaps I should have said this befor saying what I just did, but the English is rather antiquated. Not old, Shakespearen English, but the English I think that was used during the time of Dickens. It sort of showcased the beauty in/of English, something that can't quite be appreciated nowadays. All in all, very good movie :)
Just in case you were wondering, this isn't really meant as a movie riview, but Mior asked me to review movies like two years ago lol. In 2007. Looking forward to holidays :D :D :D
Navnith, Keshav & Co.
Seong Peng, Alex, Joshua & frens :)
Penang, here I cum.
Oh yeah I got a few issues with Mr.Raj too... Calls me Penang Hill boy. WTF? He barely knows me and tries to get friendly so fast ah? Thinks abandoning dogs in the forrests of a hill is funny? And called me Penang Hill boy after I told him that I lived at the foot of Pearl Hill and not Penang hill. He's an ok guy lah.... I really think thats because I haven't had the misfortune most of my group members have had in meeting him as often as they did.
Gleeeee gleeee! Matthew is comming. Shall end here now. Tataz.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Ms.Yati the Biiiaaaatch
Ms. Yati. The Bitch of KDU.


A brief introduction. First, she's a four legged bitch, just like most bitches, and also of no particular pedegree, but strangely through her inch thick makeup, a diseased, pug like apperance is still discernable. Here's a picture of a Pug if you don't know what they look like:


Pugs are pedegree dogs, that cost a lot, but looking at their face I'd sell them for 50 cents apice. But Ms. Yati wears a tudung. It would be rude to wear a tudung on a dog coz Malays have this thing against dogs, so it is my assumption that she tries to be english in wearing something bonnet like... but what she wears its not a bonnet and doesn't look remotely English.... so she's not even worth that 50 cents. So? Cannot sell. Just drown it in the river.
This creature teaches Islamic Studies, even God doesn't care what else. The thing is that she's in this circle of unfortunate lecturers who teach the lame Mata Pelajaran Wajib subjects - Malaysian Studies, Moral Education/Islamic Studies etc.
Now, the Moral Ed. Exam was supposed to be on frieday but it would clash with the A-levels chemistry paper, so the KDU donkeys decided to postpone it one day further for those students taking chem. I'm not but was asked to just check with Mr.Raj what time the exam started on saturday. Well, he didn't know so he asked me to go ask Ms.Yati. Here is where it really starts.
The 12 legged manged bitch with inch thick makeup made her pukimak face the moment she saw me. I've seen her bitchiness the one time she entered our class before so I knew what I was in for. But just coz u know what's in store for u doesn't mean u gotta be ok with it. She was the only one in the whole fuckin auditorium but turned away as I approached her. Then I was standing right next to her. Still looking away. What the fuck bitch? You need a royal invitation to turn ur ugly head 90 degrees to look at me? People standing right next to you and you buat tak tau.... crazy motherfuckin bitch..... "Ms.Yati....," I say... and she turns her head around attempting in her mind a very sophisticated and regal 'turn of the head'.... Guess what bitch... staring at the tudung covering her head was better than looking at her face. Anyway,
I asked her what I wanted to ask - what time is the the moral education examination on saturday for those sitting for chem on friday... and I politely made it clear that Mr. Raj had sent me to her... Exam 2 days away and u can't answer me? Fine. Its ok. But do you have to make that cocky face... that 'YOU DONT KNOW!!!!!!' face? She asked me to ask Mr.Raj but I told her that he doesnt know, then after about a 3 second to ensure I understand that she's dumb, she asks me to check on the MPW board outside the A-Levels department - blue square lah. Fine. I go.
Nothing clearly stated. A big notice telling students taking chemistry on friday that their moral exam is on saturday but no time stated. Then a time table for exams on saturday for Islamic Studies, Moral and Bahasa Kebangsaan i think but it was stated in bold and CAPITAL : SHTCA STUDENTS ONLY. So I asked Ms.Veni. Well, let me not get started with this other creature lurking in the darker regions of KDU.... Anyway after 10 minutes she said she doesnt know and sent me back to Ms.Yati. I clearly explained the situation and heres where she gets really annoying....
The heavy frown, semi stare, then half backward throw of head.... that sigh... that accusing look... BLOODY HELL BITCH Its not my fault!!! You dont know ur stuff. Ms. Veni doesn't know her stuff. Mr. Raj doesn't know his stuff, but she's in charge of these lame subject examintions so she should know right... Buat muka masam. Ask me summore in her iritable tone... 'Did you see properly'... Pukimak u... Ms. Fucking Veni keluar tengok, masuk dalam tengok, tanya orang lain pun still dont know, ask me if i see properly or not. A few minutes later we went together upstairs to look at it again. She pointed lah... so proudly to the timetable which listed the moral exam on Saturday.
And this bitch is a bit clever. Ask me : Do you see any other exams on Saturday? In a very sacarstic tone with the stare of an ugly owl. Oh she has really ugly eyebrows. Her face is so hard to look at. If a pontianak passes her, the pontianak will lari... such disgusting vibes she gives out. Well the answer is NO bitch. But did you see which motherfucking timetable you're pointing to?
There are timetables for the various departments - SHTCA, PRE U, Engineering, etc. and this 7 legged bitch was pointing to the SHTCA timetable. Bloody bitch are you blind? And its so clearly printed in bold and CAPTITAL that the exam is strictly for SHTCA STUDENTS ONLY! Buta ke bitch? So I aksed her lah when its so so so fuckin clearly stated that its for SHTCA students ONLY why would I think that these chem guys should be joining them? And in the first place, why would I even bother referring to the SHTCA timetable? If you wanted to find your KH teacher who spends all the time sleeping in that bilik guru kh, why the fuck would you go look for him in the science lab???? Then she started stammering a bit lah.... smiling a bit... "that is what I meant lah" What the fuck did you mean???? What did you even say for you to mean anything???? None of the adminstrative body besides her seemed to know that the chem guys were gonna JOIN the SHTCA students for the exam.... how the fuck are we gonna know that? Bodoh. Bangang. Mangkuk hayun. Tolol. Dungu. Bahalul. Kayu.
Alllll the while act with such hostility, arrogance, and haughtiness, and now you want me to smile and you and say oh ok I should have known, its my fault? F U bitch. Well, I was leaving and gonan call Laveen as the bitch explained it to Ms. Veni... a few stepts later Ms. Veni screams for me and asks me to call Laveen and tell him about the new changes. By now, bitch yati is walking away and I speak to ms veni. I just said that Ms.Yati explained it to me me already but the moment yatidog heard me utter her name..... she quickly walked back towards us... "I told him already, I told him already" Oi bitch why so insecure lah. Coz you and I jointly unravelled your vat of concentrated stupidity? Jalan lah.... We all know u were stupid.
One thing thats so bloody annoyin about her is the amount of makeup she uses. The folds of skin near her lips... OMG so so soooo ugly. I mean they are natural and I don't think its ugly but when you apply an inch of make up to it, trying to makes something natural 'more beautiful'... exposing your horrible inscurity by your inch thick make up and your shit like personality.... horrible combination really. Actually it doesn't even look like beautiful, beautifying make up. Its more like anal mucus liberally smeared all over.
Anyway theres the Yati the Bitch for you. Brandon says she's nice. I totally disagree. The only people she's probably nice to are her kids and her immediate boss.
I noticed something about Laveen today. He was explaining some chemistry to Chien Wen (yes yes the Chien Wen from OBS :D :D :D) in the library and I realized that he was really speaking softly but clearly. Its not really an ability all have. Certainly not Shum lol. Its impossible for him to whisper. Me? Sometimes can, but mostly cannot. But hey its interesting lah. Can be an airline steward lol Hahaha a nice bit of polish there lol... soft but well articulated words.
OMG tomorrow is the last day of school this year.....damn sad man. Wont be seeing your friends for a whole month and all... Nicholas Lim Wei Xiang lol. Sigh. lol. Shit I gotta do those birthday posts I said I would do. Shall do soon. Sunway Pyramid tomorrow. One Utama on Saturday. Post office on Monday or Tuesday.
What do you guys think about OBAMA winning the Nobel Peace Prize ah? Fuckin stupid lah. Not even a year into his presidency and he got a friggin Nobel? Un freakin believable. As an online article quite aptly stated, he got it for his 'general awesomeness'. Hah.. if he's that awesome then a whole lot of my friends would be Noble Peace Laureates.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Sunny Side Up
Hah. In all probabability, I most probably shouldn't have, but I left the cyber cafe only at 3:30 am this morning. Counter Strike is an awesome game.
I'm waiting for some downloading to happen so I thought wtf let me blog. Looks like its almost done now.
conversations. Theres quite a dumb conversation going on nearby that I can't bear listening to. I shall now go.
I'm waiting for some downloading to happen so I thought wtf let me blog. Looks like its almost done now.
conversations. Theres quite a dumb conversation going on nearby that I can't bear listening to. I shall now go.
Wishing Them All Well
Ahh the SPM has commenced today. I'd like to wish well, all of em good luck, but specifically my friends sitting for the SPM and STPM exams All the Very Best and the Best of Luck. It might be unusual to be wishing people in school after leaving schoo, but you know... these friends were really awesome and cumulatively formed a HUGE chunk of my life in Form Six. Whether it was throught Pinhorn or just some other way we met and well, they were really great. Lets try to remember some names shall we.... sorry if I left you out. I probably forgot but you probably mean no less to me.
Keshav
Navnith
Paalan
Chittesh
Narinder
Stephen
Quah Jit
Joshua TMH
Jeremy
Vimales
Meng Jiang .... barney lol
Patrick
Jonathan
Benedict
Joshua Ooi
Scott Ooi
Pheng Sheng
Mark (dog)
Kumar
Blue
Radin
Kenneth
Paul
Joshua John
Amir
And so many more... fuck I can see the face but can't get the name out -_- Some of them I didn't really know personally but still we were somehow friends and had lots of laughs and talked and had fun lol
Well, to all these guys and many more, All the Very Best and Good Luck in the SPM examinations.
Oh wait a few doing the STPM
Sanjeewa and Eiven, and a few others.
Well, certainly looking forward to a reunion. The promise of a death hug shall be fulfilled...
Man these guys are really really awesome. I just watched the the youtube video made by Chittesh... so nostalgic... the field... talking with Chittesh.... he said I could never do a 9 to 5 desk job. I quite agree. Such variety, such fun, such bondage? lol Hah I remember the trip to the cinema where there was that huge poster of a model and upon closer inspection we found that she had rashes near her boobs and had fine but longer than it should be hair on her legs too I think... May God bless you and be with them now and always.
Go watch This Is It. I'm getting 100 bucks from Mior coz I won my bet heh heh. Fuckin moral exam on friday. And we have a Sami Veloo look alike but as unbelievable as it seems, much uglier, teaching us moral. God... you gotta have the brain of a 14 year old to interrupt presentations half way through and ask questions. My God.... I guess he thinks we're all pretty stupid. Well, I agree that we know not more than we know, but what we know is enough for us to construe the reality of his __________. If I fill it up and Laveen a classmate of mine finds out, he's gonna bug me to an unbearable extent. Oh this Laveen.... got hope for public speaking man.... like real good hope. Lets see... if I was in Penang I'd probably be more active in Rotract, but not be a part of Toastmasters which I plan to join next year. OMFG OMFG OMFG
MENG JIANG IS COMING TO TAYLORS NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How awesome is that! Well we're probably not gonna meet thaaat often but heeeyyy! haha. Did I mention Yi Lin from CGL is here? Leena, you may know her... public speaker... now a JPA scholar... she took part in YSFN which is where I met her... had her scientefic calculator and was studying while waiting her turn to speak... well CGL never fails to send competitors who are prepared. Gotta give that school credit for that. But I she didn't win the competition. Wonder who did ah... some ostentatious jackass....
Wonder who won YSFN this year. If u know let me know. Hey Leena on the brushing the tongue thing... I read ur commet only recently. Yeah I brush my tongue almost daily. My form six bio tuition teacher showds us pictures of bacteria infested tongues. Apparently most of our bad breath comes from the tongue. And in England, oral hygene in schools includes brushing teeth and the tongue.
Ah well, thats it for now.
Keshav
Navnith
Paalan
Chittesh
Narinder
Stephen
Quah Jit
Joshua TMH
Jeremy
Vimales
Meng Jiang .... barney lol
Patrick
Jonathan
Benedict
Joshua Ooi
Scott Ooi
Pheng Sheng
Mark (dog)
Kumar
Blue
Radin
Kenneth
Paul
Joshua John
Amir
And so many more... fuck I can see the face but can't get the name out -_- Some of them I didn't really know personally but still we were somehow friends and had lots of laughs and talked and had fun lol
Well, to all these guys and many more, All the Very Best and Good Luck in the SPM examinations.
Oh wait a few doing the STPM
Sanjeewa and Eiven, and a few others.
Well, certainly looking forward to a reunion. The promise of a death hug shall be fulfilled...
Man these guys are really really awesome. I just watched the the youtube video made by Chittesh... so nostalgic... the field... talking with Chittesh.... he said I could never do a 9 to 5 desk job. I quite agree. Such variety, such fun, such bondage? lol Hah I remember the trip to the cinema where there was that huge poster of a model and upon closer inspection we found that she had rashes near her boobs and had fine but longer than it should be hair on her legs too I think... May God bless you and be with them now and always.
Go watch This Is It. I'm getting 100 bucks from Mior coz I won my bet heh heh. Fuckin moral exam on friday. And we have a Sami Veloo look alike but as unbelievable as it seems, much uglier, teaching us moral. God... you gotta have the brain of a 14 year old to interrupt presentations half way through and ask questions. My God.... I guess he thinks we're all pretty stupid. Well, I agree that we know not more than we know, but what we know is enough for us to construe the reality of his ______
MENG JIANG IS COMING TO TAYLORS NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How awesome is that! Well we're probably not gonna meet thaaat often but heeeyyy! haha. Did I mention Yi Lin from CGL is here? Leena, you may know her... public speaker... now a JPA scholar... she took part in YSFN which is where I met her... had her scientefic calculator and was studying while waiting her turn to speak... well CGL never fails to send competitors who are prepared. Gotta give that school credit for that. But I she didn't win the competition. Wonder who did ah... some ostentatious jackass....
Wonder who won YSFN this year. If u know let me know. Hey Leena on the brushing the tongue thing... I read ur commet only recently. Yeah I brush my tongue almost daily. My form six bio tuition teacher showds us pictures of bacteria infested tongues. Apparently most of our bad breath comes from the tongue. And in England, oral hygene in schools includes brushing teeth and the tongue.
Ah well, thats it for now.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Peachie
Peachie is the name of some CS player lah... nice name lol
Here's a little poem I wrote about/for/in memory of/etc. of Shum :
Shummy Shummy,
What a dummy,
Yet a smartie,
He's a hottie,
Who's my buddy,
A bit skinny,
Likes to party,
Just loves titty,
Licking pussy.
He's so funny,
Like a baby,
Drunk on brandy,
Just so smelly,
And so noisy,
Coz he's gassy,
And so chatty.
Very picky,
Wants food tasty,
but
Mi Maggi at 3 pagi?
Very naughty,
Very horny,
Very dirty,
What a goodie,
My good buddy,
Good Ol Shummy :)
What a dummy,
Yet a smartie,
He's a hottie,
Who's my buddy,
A bit skinny,
Likes to party,
Just loves titty,
Licking pussy.
He's so funny,
Like a baby,
Drunk on brandy,
Just so smelly,
And so noisy,
Coz he's gassy,
And so chatty.
Very picky,
Wants food tasty,
but
Mi Maggi at 3 pagi?
Very naughty,
Very horny,
Very dirty,
What a goodie,
My good buddy,
Good Ol Shummy :)
Well, I hope you like it. Guess what. I LIKE IT. So if you dont, shut your trap. Seriously shut it. Fill it with mud and swallow, till your intestines are full, then keep forcing more down so that as you shove mud in your mouth, some mud comes out your asshole.
Shut the fuck up.
I think this is the best piece of poetry I've every written. Better than all that bullshit connotative and denotative stuff I tried to achieve.
Anyway how are you people out there?
I havent updated in a long time. As for your request, guest, I shall do so, perhaps, in time to come, perhaps. Who are you btw?
I wanted to do a long post about my time in my cousins place for her bangle ceremony but I dunno lah. I would like to write more, but I'm now off for 'supper' with Matthew xD
Justin, the intangible is more tangible than the tangible. Thus Arsenal & Others.
Assholes write someting in the chatbox lah. Dumb iszit?
Oh oh... Sutha for all tha she is and is perceived to be got a friggin A for chemistry in the STPM.... well pretty impressive i guess... most chem students seem to find chemistry particularly challenging... so yeah Sutha... despite some perspectives, well did pretty awesome. Kudos I suppose...
Well tataz... off for tea :)
Shut the fuck up.
I think this is the best piece of poetry I've every written. Better than all that bullshit connotative and denotative stuff I tried to achieve.
Anyway how are you people out there?
I havent updated in a long time. As for your request, guest, I shall do so, perhaps, in time to come, perhaps. Who are you btw?
I wanted to do a long post about my time in my cousins place for her bangle ceremony but I dunno lah. I would like to write more, but I'm now off for 'supper' with Matthew xD
Justin, the intangible is more tangible than the tangible. Thus Arsenal & Others.
Assholes write someting in the chatbox lah. Dumb iszit?
Oh oh... Sutha for all tha she is and is perceived to be got a friggin A for chemistry in the STPM.... well pretty impressive i guess... most chem students seem to find chemistry particularly challenging... so yeah Sutha... despite some perspectives, well did pretty awesome. Kudos I suppose...
Well tataz... off for tea :)
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